But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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