my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
ugly people sure do ruin things
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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