i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
i need some magic done to my vagina
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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