As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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