Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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