Cold hands, warm shart.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
