well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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