Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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