I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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