sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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