super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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