in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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