i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
When are your genitals available?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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