so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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