can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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