let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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