I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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