we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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