I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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