i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Boobs are out for the taking
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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