i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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