Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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