I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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