So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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