we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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