nut hugger
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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