He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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