Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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