But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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