I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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