Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
The air was thick with penises
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
