Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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