She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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