If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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