He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Randomize
