your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Boobs are out for the taking
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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