If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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