i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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