Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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