Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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