I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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