Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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