Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Randomize
