O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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