I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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