...so i touched it.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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