Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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