I just saw a hot homeless man
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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