dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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