i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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